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We utilize freshly gathered judgements, identifications
and verifications to make our bright shiny and vitamin-rich
data base, state-of-the-art. We heighten the symbolic and
communicative aspects of filling INFORMATION AMERICA,
by using gentle, pleasing, and inviting computer commands
on new subjects. Our goal is not to manage individuals, only space.






INFORMATION AMERICA



We provide nationwide free-for-all directories. 
For information cultivation and extraction we use
the brightest, newest and fastest:

	>MASTER AND SLAVE VOICE READERS
	>CONSPIRATORIAL ELECTRICIANS AND ROOM DEBUGGERS
	>INTRA-GENDER NON-TRACEABLE BANK CARDS
	>COUNTERSPY TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTORS
	>FAKE FAMILY SERVICE PROVIDERS
	>BODY BAG, MORGUE AND HOSPITAL INFORMATION GATEKEEPERS
	>PIRATES AND LEAKERS
	>WARRIOR COMPANIES AND GUIDANCE COUNSELORS
	>EXHAUSTED MILITARY MARKET SALES ENVOYS
	>INJECTABLES
	>AIRPORT HARASSMENT VEHICLES
	>URINE VAPOR DETECTOR WHIPS
	>CLEVAGE TONGS AND BUTTOCK ANALYSIS TONGS
	>SEARCHERS AND SIFTERS
	>SYMBOLIC AND REAL LAW ENFORCEMENT 
	>FABRICATED EVIDENCE
	>SEX BEDS
	>LIVE INTIMACY - REAL AND FEIGNED
	>DAYTIME SEDUCTION AND FINGER ANALYSIS
	>SURVEILLANCE
	>MACHINES OF DOMINANCE AND DELIGHT	
	>BIOMETRICS
	>MILITARY GENETIC RECORDS
	>GOVERNMENT DATA SELLERS
	>TAX FILES
	>BEIGE COMPUTERS INPUT TERMINALS
	>WELFARE FILES
	>BLOOD FOOD AND ORAL SWABS
	>FINGERPRINTS
	>DENTAL RECORDS
	>CHILDREN ESCORT SERVICES FOR MALES AND FEMALES