He loved everything and everyone.
He wanted to seduce you, to explore you, to conquer you. He was
greedy, uninhibited; he had a tongue that was two feet long.
He started the whole thing, he was the first
one to have sex with the early humans, the Neanderthals, he was the real troublemaker. He was a born
politician, he had a high emotional IQ.
He had a way with the ladies and a way with the men. He would fuck your pets and
eat your furniture and then do it the other way around. He was your first lover
and your last, he was every good time you ever had and every hangover all at
He was bright red, covered in soft
velvety fur, had poor posture and smelt strongly when wet.
He was a party animal.